Joke~haha - 达人(Flowingice)

2007/06/12 | Joke~haha
类别(ENGLISH) | 评论(1) | 阅读(16) | 发表于 15:20: Mother:I left two pieces of cake in the cupbraod this morning,Johnny,and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?

Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the other.

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母亲：我今早留了两块点心在壁橱里，现在只剩下下一块了，约翰尼，你能解释一下吗？

约翰尼：哦，我想是因为里面太黑，我没注意到还有一块。

One student to another:"How are your English lessons coming along?"

"Fine. I used to be the one who couldn't understand the English men,and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

一位学生对另一位说：“你的英语课程进展如何？”

“挺好呀。以往是我听不明白英国人讲什么，而现在是英国人不明白我讲什么。”; 0