He Shot Them All

"I used to shoot tigers in Africa," said the hunter.

"Nonsense!" exclaimed his friend. "There is no tigers in Africa!"

"Right you are. I shot them all!"


“我过去常在非洲打老虎。”猎人说。
“瞎说！”他的朋友大声说道。“非洲没有老虎。”
“你说得对。我把他们都打死了！”



Nothing to Nothing

He and She came to the stadium when the second half had already begun.

He: What's the score?

A man: Nothing to nothing.

She: Wonderful. We haven't missed anything!


下半场比赛已经开始了，他和她才来到体育场。
他：比分是多少？
一个男人：零比零。
她：太棒了。我们什么也没有耽误了看。

haha!